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Solace 2009 Update

Knott's Berry Farm

Saturday, March 21, 2009

This update is co-written by Andy and Paul. If you don't like it...too bad.

Page One

Andy: One of the LST forgot to bring an extra shirt, so Mike let him borrow his.

Paul: "Hey sir, someone just threw up on your shirt...oh wait."

Andy: Sharif won Solace.

Paul: Mantis Man!!!! He found a new ride.

Andy: Fag tag.

Paul: It's Paul the gay lumberjack/pirate.

Andy: That kid in the back obviously likes chocolate.

Paul: If Kevy and Ally were just a little younger, I'd be molesting them.

Andy: Rad, they had one of the log ride animatronics riding in the back of Kevy and Ally's log.

Paul: Keep your kids indoors.

Andy: Here's Jabba the Hut behind his leaning tower of fat.

Paul: "Yup, I'm a fat ass."

Andy: "Hey, I thought you said Ryan was coming to this thing?"

Paul: Shit's weak.

Andy: I'm having Deja Vu.

Paul: Jeff makes a good Paul.

Andy: No visit to Knott's Berry Farm is truly complete without ~~the magic and the mystery of Mystery Lodge~~ helping this lady pour that water.

Paul: I was being a support bra.

Andy: What the crotch is that thing?!

Paul: I wanna punch that in the face.